- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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