what are you mike bibby?

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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... Chan chan

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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