- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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