Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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hi mom

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Your life

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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