- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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