Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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