- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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