- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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