What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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