- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

The EPA.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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