- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

I enjoy Popcorn

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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