- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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