Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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world society

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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a black guy hates chicken.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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