Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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