You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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whats black and large -me

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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