- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Please? No.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Velcro. What a rip off.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

once you go black your credit goes wack

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