Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Anti Joke

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