Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A car walks into a bar.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

hello

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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