Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Woman rights.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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brittney griner

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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