Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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