- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Feminism.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

world peace

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