What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

knock knock whose there? my penis.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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