Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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