- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What the hell are you doing?

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Me

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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