- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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