why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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mexicans fishing

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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