- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

bangers and mash?

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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