- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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