- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

I named my son ps2 controller

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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