i lost the game

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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c-? men, C-men

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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