Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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what's black and can't swim?

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Anti Joke

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