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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Whats the difference between a frog?

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

You have friends

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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