- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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