Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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