- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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