roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Roses are red, yup.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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