Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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