- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

who else is on here?

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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