what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Justin beiber..

Anti Joke

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