- Anti Joke

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"