Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Women's Rights

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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