- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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