- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

One, two, three, four and five

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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