- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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