Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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boobs.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Blacks

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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