why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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