I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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