Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Anti Joke

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