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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

I'm homeless.

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