- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What comes after 23? 24.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

I have read the terms and conditions

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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