- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Coldpaly is a good band

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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