What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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