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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

tommy is retared

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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