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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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