- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Dumbledore dies.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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