The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Turkeys are obese

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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