- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

knock knock!? . . No.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Once, I went to Peru.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

a skinny sumo wrestler

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??