- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Jack Stevens

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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