- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

yolo your orange looks orange

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Women's rights

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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