- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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