Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Kys

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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