How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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