Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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top kek

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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