- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

the sky is green no it is not

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

women's rights

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A paralysed man falls over.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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