- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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