- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

I think everybody should have a penis.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

irish man drinking john smiths

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Pickles

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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