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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater