- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

where is the world?

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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