A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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