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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Take part of what?

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

sorry son your nanas been put down

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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