How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

hers a joke... japanese people

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Homonyms should be band.

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