Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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