have you ever had african food? neither have they

Homonyms should be band.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

joke under this line wins _________________________

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Justin Bieber

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What's your guys names?

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