Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

mitchell palmer sucks

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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