- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

joke under this line wins _________________________

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Homonyms should be band.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's your guys names?

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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