- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

one stop shop

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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