an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Blacks

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Wolfjob.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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