Charles Manson is innocent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

are you saying pam, or pan?

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

what did the farmer do? plant

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