This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Your mother is so fat.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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