- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

roy g biv

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Yo mama's fat.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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