- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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