Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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