- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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