- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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