what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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baloney sandwich

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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My mom

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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