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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

you will like this because i am black.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Feminism

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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